Twitter-ific?

I just signed up for Twitter...the buzz about it sparked some curiosity...
Here is my unofficial review on Twitter....
It's like Facebook...minus everything but status updates
There is a guy named Steve Glose that I found....I'm not sure who he is (you are not in my family STEVE)
Honestly, my life is not that interesting that people would want to know what I am doing all the time...here is a possible sample of what the other Twitter folks could see though......
"Jacob is writing a Broadway musical"
"Jacob just clipped his toenails"
"Jacob enjoys clam chowder"
"Jacob is making a paper mache replica of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile"
"Jacob just folded some socks" (I guess I fold my socks)
"Jacob is going to bed at 9:30" (I'm cool)
"Jacob just helped deliver a litter of puppies" (what am I talking about?)
"Jacob is not making egg salad"
"Jacob just clogged the toilet" (uncalled for...sorry)
"Jacob is watching Toy Story"
"Jacob just made a scarf from his own eyebrow hair"
OK!! that's it...
so yea, Twitter.............neat